Do you remember
Before I came here
Podcasting was as nice as a
Santas fuckin reindeer

And then came Satan to kick a little ass
While Adam Currys makin sounds like he is tokin grass

Bend down and hold your balls
Cause Im gonna kick em all

Satans come to podcast
Ive already fucked radio
And tv and paper
And every other media

Satans got a podcast
I think Im gonna like it
Dont gotta watch my language man
Im - Im gonna bring it on.

Come here me doodie
A girl named Swoopy
A guy whos ninja casting hes just kind of kookie

A former VJ
Five guys who are gay
Two unmarried sinners who must celebrate clown Monday.

A yeasty man or lesbian, a guy at exit fifty, a trucker doin podcasts as hes
doin over sixty.
Then there’s Rob - who quit his job - what’s your first computer
Greg and Chris who made this song - three minutes can’t be cuter

Your voices have all been freed
And Ive come to cast my seed.

MP3 killed the radio star
And I bought all their souls

Satans got a podcast
Nothings quite as precious
Five minutes with Beelzebub
Or Wining eating breakfast

Satans come to podcast
PK, J and Jawbone
Flotsam me Five Questions
Or Hashing it with Chapman

Satans got a podcast
Call Catholic Insider
Mommy Cast guard your kids
Its time for exorciser

Satans come to podcast
Contact Evean Schaffer
D and D and Z Cast
No ones really safe here at all.

No ones realy safe no ones really safe here at all.

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